What to do???

To a troll, I'm concerned not so much. You're merely fodder.

 

Oh right, I forgot .. If you actually have a life and don't have 10 gazillion posts on a message board you're lesser. A "troll." Do you get a medal for Sr. Member??

 

Whatever. I hope the member behind this farce isn't as big an idiot.

 

Then it's settled: SkyNet must die.

 

He's a member of a fantasy sports group that claims not to allow idiots.

 

did yall know drinking pickle juice can get rid of cramps??? yeah!!

 

(Aside to P_J)
Sam Zell, is that you?!?

 

This song goes out to pickle juice:

 

Full disclosure: I just started using knives again since the knife accident.

Size is relative, but I don't "buck" so much, nor am I agate or a monkey. I am an agate monkey, however.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

And, as punishment, god made you an agate monkey...

 

Truth: I've been known to flash.

LOUD NOISES!!!

IJAG will be pissed.

And sidebar: I would soooooooooooooo hit Jason Taylor.

I still totally <3 you.

 

Oh Flash, if only we weren't 2,700 km away.