What would you be doing...

Fixed.

 

Ha! Yes, that's it. I got a new girl now and she's a lot like you!

 

She's a dorky sportswriter?

Oh man. Time for a rewrite!

 

I'd be JDV.

 

It's a good thing you were wearing cologne that day.
That was your cologne, right?

 

Well, I'm out of the business now and am in corporate benefits/human resources, which it turns out I'm pretty good at. But there's still a part of me which misses the craft of writing. Not the hours, or any of that other stuff. But the act of writing was a joy unlike any other.

 

I'd be working in yet another lucrative profession — teaching.

 

Do you have any idea how dreadful Zebulon is?

 

Somehow, I can see this. What I really see is your winning entirely too many pots guessing how long the couples will stay married.

 

I don't even know if Zebulon is a who or a what.

 

It's where the Mudcats play their home games. For bonus points, rattle off the wonders of Five County Stadium (well, do so now. That park was an eyesore before millions were finally poured into improvements).

 

i guess i might as well say i'd be a lawyer