What would you be doing...

Plus, I'll bet you could tell the difference between a real quarter and a fake one with a poppy on it...

 

Work in that field is not all that it's cracked up to be.

 

Well, I actually got my Masters in urban planning, but man, I think I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than be an urban planner.

So, I guess I'd be in the cutlery business, specifically forks.

Pickle_Juice has the knives racket cornered.

 

Fuckin Chrysler plant, here I come.

 

Oh, I don't know. I might try the Army.

 

A detective. Or a personal trainer. Maybe a chef in New York City. Or a gossip columnist.

 

News journalism...what I've been doing since last fall.

If I wasn't a journalist, I'd go back to my previous career...massage therapist. Seriously, that's what I used to do. I still have my license...take my CEUs every year to keep it current, just because I worked too hard to get it to let it expire.

 

Jake Plummer's girlfriend

Seriously, I tried teaching and hated it. I've thought about law school, but I don't want the debt. So I guess I'm pretty much stuck in journalism, unless I kidnap Jake, drug him and get him to marry me in Vegas.

 

Hmm. Somehow, I just can't see you wearing camo.

 

Yeah. Those colors are A-W-F-U-L.

 

At least you never had to wear the oh-so-hideous '70s bell-bottoms with EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' UNIFORM TYPE AROUND! Or prison-color dungarees.