What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Team up with Nolan Ryan to hide Ken Lay's body.

 

Do your sister.

 

Go on another date with Star Wars/He-Man boy.

 

The Klondike Bar is the No. 1 selling ice cream confection.
Now I want ice cream.

 

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i don't want to sound like a total asshole by raining on anyone's parade, but here's my klondike story.

i was in the supermarket the other day trying to decide what kind of ice cream to buy. see, for years i bought two pints of ben and jerry's half baked low fat ice cream every week. problem is -- i'd eat too much. i went through almost the whole pint on sunday and the other on monday and have a couple spoonfuls left in each container for the rest of the week. damn i love that shit but i was eating way too much. so i figured i'd give up ice cream for a while because i don't have the self-discipline to resist ice cream in my freezer.

after about a month, i figured maybe if i bought some ice cream sandwiches that would be a good way to control my ice cream intake. i have enough willpower not to eat a second one so i'd only eat a finite, quantity, right? but i needed something a little healthy if i'm gonna eat ice cream every day. so that's why i was in the ice cream aisle on sunday. (and here's the part where i probably come off sounding like an asshole (which i'm not)). i looked at almost every box of ice cream sandwich that looked good (except for the 'fat boy' brand -- who came up with that name?). unfortunately klondike bars have 18 grams of fat each so those were out. i really, really wanted the klondike bars, especially when i saw that they have a reeses peanut butter flavor. that must be really good.

i ended up buying smiling cow brand low fact ice cream sandwiches. only 1.5 grams of fat per sandwich.

this is probably way more than you needed to know, but damn i want a klondike bar now.

 

C'mon, Peppermint Patty is getting bootsed by Charlie Brown, so you can break off a piece of that.

 

Maybe.

 

You have it in you.