What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

Ok, the fact that you eat two Whoppers in one sitting is fine. The fact that you order each of them with completely different condiments is very strange, indeed.

 

It's tougher than you think. I was in one of these in college, and I got about five or six in three minutes. They're extremely tough to swallow in a hurry. I lost to an enormous kid with autism. I didn't stand a chance with this dude. It was like he was programmed to inhale.

 

Are you sure you're not mixing this up with a Very Special Episode of Boy Meets World?

 

Positive. Frankie Stechino wasn't a part of my radio station. But this fellow could eat his way out of anything. He was a good guy, too.

 

Awesome.

Poor Ethan Suplee was going bald back then though.

 

It was probably a future punishment for his naughty language in American History X.

 

I was 13. Ate an entire roasted chicken, plus a good amount of mashed potatos and drank an entire 2-liter bottle of Coke. I was at my grandmother's at the time. Afterward, I wobbled into her living room, watched baseball, and hoped that I wouldn't throw up.

 

Did all the hoping pay off?

 

Suddenly you're filling the role of Gill Hicks on "Truth or Date."
(I hope you get that reference, Mike, or I'll be ashamed of you)

 

That this thread has gone as long as it has without anyone's mentioning Colonel Angus is a mystery to me.

 

Jesus Christ. There are some things you don't talk about in public.

 

I don't remember the most I ever ate in one sitting that wasn't on Thanksgiving night.