What's your favorite Seinfeld line?

"Hey your lights are on"
"That's a funeral procession"

 

Hmm, I thought Costanza, the assistant to the traveling secretary, would have replaced him?

 

That episode was on tonight here. Great one. It also included the wonderful stuff about Kramer and Barry the Monkey...

 

From the Contest:

Elaine: "Women shave"

Kramer: "Not every day."

 

That's one of my all-time favorites.

True story: I pre-ordered a DVD a few years back from a store in the mall. On the Friday -- three days after the DVD's release -- I went to pick it up.

They had sold it, and asked if I wanted a rain check.

I got my money back and never shopped there again. Bastards.

 

I've kiboshed before ... and I'll kibosh again.

 

Just saw that one, too. Great episode.

 

BEN: No, I feel great for 85.

GEORGE: Y'know the average life span for an American male is like, 72. You're really... kinda pushin' the envelope there.

BEN: I'm not afraid of dyin'. I never think about it.

GEORGE: You don't? Boy, I think about it a lot. I think about it at my age. Imagine how much I'll be thinkin' about it at your age. All I'll do is keep thinkin' about it until it drives me insane...

BEN: I'm grateful for every moment I have.

GEORGE: Grateful? How can you be grateful when you're *so* close to the end? When you know that any second-- Poof! Bamm-O! It can all be over. I mean you're not stupid, you can read the handwriting on the wall. It's a matter of simple arithmetic, for Gods sake...

BEN: I guess I just don't care.

GEORGE: What are you talking about? How can you sit there and look me in the eye and tell that me you're not worried?! Don't you have any *sense*?!! Don't you have a brain!? Are you so completely senile that you don't know what you're talkin about Anymore!!?!

(Ben gets up to leave)

GEORGE: Wait a second, where are you going?

BEN: Life's too short to waste on you.

GEORGE: Wait a minute, please--

BEN: Get out of my way...

GEORGE: But Mr. Cantwell, you... you owe me for the soup...