What's your favorite Seinfeld line?

mr. costanza to elaine: "you wanna piece of me?!" ;D ;D ;D


can't hear it enough or see the out-takes enough. 8) 8) 8)

 

Nobody tells Frank Costanza what to do.

 

Peterman: Then in the distance I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately I was wearing my Italian Captoe Oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price $135.00.

 

The Calzone ...

Newman: Hello. What 's this?
George: Well I was dropping of the calzone money for the week .... Um shouldn't you be at work by now?
Newman: Work? It's raining.
George: Soooooo?
Newman: I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
George: You don't work in the rain? You're a mailman. "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow ..." It's the first one.
Newman: I was never that big on creeds.
George: You were supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal!
Newman: I believe the deal was that I get the calzones on my mail route. Well today I won't be going on my mail route! Will I? Perhaps tomorrow.
George: But I'm paying you!
Newman: Yes. Thank you.
George: Newman!!

 

I want the whole thing.


My line:

"I prepared it as I bathed."

Perfect in set-up, construction, pronunciation ... the perfect bow to a great episode.

 

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Yada yada yada.

I find tinsel distracting.

Serenity, now.

 

Puddy: Check it out! 8-Ball! You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball.
Elaine: You're gonna wear this all the time?



Puddy: All signs point to 'Yes!'

 

What a pear-shaped loser.

I'm gonna lose that fingernail.

... cake walk.

Two animal acts? What is this, amateur hour?

 

Levels, Jerry. Levels.

 

I am the Master of My Domain

Also, yada, yada, yada

 

Yes, it's an obvious one, but still a classic:

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

 

A George divided against itself, cannot stand!