What's your favorite Seinfeld line?

I can't believe I forgot "People kept ringing the bell!"

Brilliant.

 

Here are some exchanges that aren't pop culture mainstays, but hilarious nonetheless:

Kramer : And I have a lot more control . I have one shirt going for 10 minutes at 325 degrees .
Jerry : What's wrong with your oven ?
Kramer : I'm baking a pie!


Kramer, [taking notes on showering men at the YMCA]: "Now see, that's smart. Constant motion. Wow."
Man in Shower, [seeing Kramer staring at the showering man]: "Hey!"
Kramer: "Oh, yeah, yeah, I-I'm watching you, too. But this guy's really showing me something!"
Kramer, [walking into Jerry's apartment with a fresh black eye]: "You got a steak?"
Jerry: "What happened to you?"
Kramer: "Ah, people in this city are crazy."
Jerry, [giving him a steak from the fridge]: "Here ya go."
Kramer, [applying the steak to his eye]: "Thanks, buddy. Oh... yes! Hey, you got any A1, 'cause I'm cooking a steak."
Jerry: "What?"
Kramer: "Yeah, a different one."



GEORGE: Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-
KRUGER: Koko the monkey.
GEORGE: What?
EVERYONE: Ko-ko! Ko-ko!



KRAMER: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home, and I don't even know how to get there!
JERRY: What's around you?
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

 

Puke? That's a funny word. Mind if I use that in my act, Jerry?

I am aware...

And I'm shocked that no one has said this one yet...






Hello... Newman.

 

Newman!

 

Shrinkage

 

My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

 

Jerry's now-ex-girlfriend Teri Hatcher: "They're real ... and spectacular."

 

Little-known fact: The clown at the birthday party ("Eric") is John Favreau.

 

The sales pitch to George and Kramer makes me laugh every time:

"This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like ... you're almost glad to be handicapped."


And this exchange from The Shoes:

JERRY: What were you doing?

GEORGE: Well, it's not my fault. You poked me!

JERRY: You're supposed to just take a peek after a poke. You were like you just put a quarter into one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building.

GEORGE: It's cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.

JERRY: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

GEORGE: All right. So, he caught me in a cleavage peek, so big deal. Who wouldn't look at his daughter's cleavage? She's got nice cleavage.

JERRY: That's why I poked.

GEORGE: That's why I peeked.

And later ....

ELAINE: Look, I don't like people talking about my shoes behind my back, okay? My shoes are my business. The two of you shouldn't have been looking at some fifteen year-old's cleavage anyway!

GEORGE: He poked me!

JERRY: There was cleavage in the area. That's a reflex -- cleavage-poke, cleavage-poke...

ELAINE: But she was fifteen.

JERRY: You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.

 

Can't believe I forgot this exchange ...

KRAMER: Well, I got gonorrhea.

ELAINE: That seems about right.

KRAMER: That's what they gave me.

GEORGE: They? ... The Government?

 

Oh, yeah. Well I slept with your wife!

It's a Festivus Miracle.