What's your porn star name?

Your mother is in traction. Watch it.

 

If I were to go with the first pet+first street, I've got Hootie Hilton. Not kidding.

 

Off that porn name generator, I'm Nikki Tickler with my middle name, Tawny Nastee without it.

 

Pet's name + first street: Lombardo Julian.

I've also heard pet's name and mother's maiden name. If so: JoJo DeCesare.

(When you have an Italian family, your pets also have Italian names)

 

The pet + street name doesn't quite work for me. Although my pet's name is Monster, that's a good start.

 

Jan Itor.

 

I always heard middle name plus name of street you grew up on. If it's pet, is it first pet you ever had or current pet or first dog or what? Going on first pet-street method, I'm Ruffles Mapledowns.

 

Dusty Bayless

Kind of catchy.

 

J.J. Main.
That's not very exciting.

 

And likely to get you curbstomped in Chicago.

 

No way Ruffles Mapledowns goes ATM.