When did you know your spouse was 'The One?'

Yeah. This chick isn't exactly on Pinterest.

 

A movie in my mind, Dooley. A movie in my mind.

 

Sounds like you have a sugar daddy thing somewhere deep in your psyche.

 

Or a pudding thing.

 

It's definitely a pudding thing. Pudding on the tits, diddling to Bill Cosby (Mr. Jello Pudding Pops) ... it's all there.

 

The sequel will involve a naked bath in New Coke.

 

It's actually a butterscotch pudding thing.

My train of thought was:

"Think of something that old people eat...what do old people eat...pudding...I love butterscotch pudding...god, I really love butterscotch pudding...they probably don't serve that in nursing homes...I'll say chocolate pudding...when's the last time I ate chocolate pudding...when I was a kid...what were those commercials...oh yeah, Bill Cosby...Bill Cosby was in those commercials...I wonder if old women masturbate to Bill Cosby...they probably do...he probably comes across as a nice person to old women...I'll write that down."

 

I would literally pay a monthly fee to have a feed of CareBear's train of thought.

 

Focus on your roof first.

I should get on Twitter.

 

Why are people younger than me so focused on pudding, when Nutella is so much more fun?

 

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What he said.