When is a Canadian Not a Canadian?

Zeke and the Ilk.

Good name for a band.

 

Better than Rich Eisen's Pennis?

 

Rich Eisen's Pennis is redunddance

 

I'm only defending the border if Horny and BBJ are the official religion, dammit.

 

Horny will, in fact, be High Priestess of the ROZ, and BBJ will have all the accolades due her only begotten son.

Accordingly, we will never declare war, but will challenge any nation that attacks us to an NHL-style three-person shootout.

I MIGHT let BBJ shoot first, but Horny is always going last, what with her infallibility and all.

 

I would be more than happy to sing your national anthem at state functions.

 

Excellent! YOU'RE HIRED!

Quick, now we need a national anthem.

 

Something with a great honking high note at the end that I can hold for a day and a half.

 

The floor is open.

I'll take all suggestions, except for anything by Rush, dammit!

 

Something by the Bangles maybe. "Eternal Flame" has that great note at the end. But "Walk like an Egyptian" could be fun at sporting events.

 

How about Cinnamon Girl?

No long high note at the end, but you could add one. And Neil Young is Canadian.

 

Hey, if we're going Neil Young I vote for "Harvest Moon". Although "Helpless" would be an interesting choice for an anthem.