When to stiff the waitress

Indeed.

"Please urinate in my food and drink the next time you serve me."

 

Laughed out loud at that one.
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It is my firm belief EVERYONE should be a server for a couple months. It will teach you a whole lot.

 

Nice post, Zeke.

Apparently, though, you have some anger issues beyond what you find at your neighborhood Denny's.

Anyone can be pissed off at poor service. I know I always am.

But I bet you're a shitty waiter/busboy/dishwasher and an even shittier customer when you go out to dine, in whatever fashion you think is good dining for a pup like you.

Don't spew your anger here, boy. If I were you, I"d try to deal with your anger issues.

That's always best. You can thank me later, before or after you kill your mom.

 

Uhh, Dan, you're retard detector must be a little off tonight.

But welcome to the board.

Now shut the fuck up and go get me a beer. Grain Belt Premium.

 

No no, Dan's right. The 19-year-old unwed mother trying to make sure her kid has some Gerbers needs to learn a fucking lesson: Lemon in my water means lemon in my FUCKING WATER, RIGHT NOW!!!

 

Grain Belt?

What kind of shit beer is named Grain Belt?

Moose Drool is better than anything named Grain Belt, and that's before you even open the friggin' bottle.

 

You'll do well, Dan.

And I'm still waiting on that beer. And whatever Mert's having.

 

Here she be:

 

A Primo, a Keith's and maybe some nuts or shit to chew on.

 

Yeah, there is a system in place. It's called, "The customer is always right."

 

oh jesus christ mert.

that was good stuff.