When will you die?

But your not half the dickhead he is.


(See my post for when I'll supposedly die...which I'm not buying)

 

I do feel unclean, if that helps.

 

Sorry, dools, not one of your better quote function efforts.
You must be out of practice.

 

According to that, I'm already dead.

 

Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. But not this year, because my latest invention is unbeatable. Behold! The death clock. [He places a small black box on top on the table.] Simply jam your finger in the hole and this read-out tells you exactly how long you have left to live.

Leela: Does it really work?

Farnsworth: Well it's occasionally off by a few seconds. What with free will and all.

Fry: Sounds like fun. How long do I have left to live?

[He puts his finger in the hole and the clock dings.]

Bender: Ooh! Dibs on his CD player!


Oh, and I'm a goner on Friday, March 16, 2046. That would make me nearly 74, so I can live with that.

 

Cool. You'll die the day before me. Maybe we can have a joint funeral. Are you Catholic?

 

2070 -- maybe it's a global warming thing or a teleporting accident.

 

Yeah, if only I were optimistic instead of pessimistic...oh well.

I should have known better. Nothing good ever happens for me.

 

You got to meet me in Toronto. What more could you ask for ;D ;D

 

Tuesday, March 13, 2068
1,936,339,xxx

I'll be 88 and still won't have seen the Brewers win the World Series......

 

I came up April 23, 2045. I'll be in my 70s.

 

According to that thing, I'm already dead.