When will you die?

I'm going to live to be 97 frickin' years old. That's going to annoy the hell out of the thin people. 8)

Friday, September 12, 2053

But on Friday? Just like me to get through the week and fuck up the weekend.

 

Should I be concerned that I came up with last Tuesday?

 

I see dead posters.

 

Fuck! When I put the pessimisstic option, my death came up 2029. I've always predicted I'd go out in 2029, because 29 has always been a bad luck number for me. Plus, I'll be 58 in 2029 -- 29 x 2.

I was hoping any date but that one would come up.

 

So what else is new.

 

Tuesday August 28, 2046. So I will live to be 66. Damn Pall Malls.

Yet, if I say I am a non-smoker I only gain eight years and live until I am 74.
Might as well keep smoking I guess.

 

A-QB --

Did you get this message?

"You have died of dysentery."

 

May 16, 2033, which will make me a few months short of 73. But here's the kicker. I played around a little bit and did it a second time, this time entering the BMI number as <25. And all it gave me was exactly one more year. So I'm wondering why the hell I should bother losing any weight the rest of my life? One freaking year? That's it?

Edit: I just changed the one from normal to optimistic and got almost another 20 years. Now I'm going to live till just short of 92 (July 6, 2052) if I lose the weight or 90 (June 5, 2050) if I don't. I don't think I really want to live that long.

 

Now that you mention it, I do feel kinda funny in my stomach.

 

Tuesday, December 18, 2029 (at age 53!?)

Merry Fucking Christmas.

I'm so depressed now!

I need to diet.

 

When I changed my BMI to >25, it added about 2 years, but when I changed my mood to pessimistic it dropped about 30 years.

Guess your outlook on life is more important than being thin.