Where have all the red Starburst gone?

Dots are universally disgusting.

 

Starburst haven't been the same since the Great Lime Ethnic Cleansing of the early 80s.



Assholes got rid of their best flavor.

 

I've had lime-green Starbursts. Not bad.

 

Starburts are bad for the environment. Imagine how many trees are cut down to create the paper for individually wrapping each piece.

Life Savers are a much more environmentally friendly candy.

 

Van Halen ordered them to be nuked for all eternity.

 

Can we stay on topic here? There's a red Starburst recession going on. It's serious.
Don't make me write a farewell thread.

 

Buck, I feel bad for you and will think of you when/if I ever see a red Starburst again.

That being said, red is like the younger sister who everyone loves but, deep down, knows is a failure compared to her older and better sister (in this case pink starburst).

Pink Starburst are like special drops of heaven hand delivered by Jesus himself and brought to stores throughout the world to heal the sick and weak. Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration but not by much.

Pink > Red

 

Oh, and strawberrry Starbursts are awesome.

 

Jesus Christ. THIS? THIS is what I have to agree with him on?

 

IJAG, when are you going to drop the act and just admit you love me already?

 

That would end up like when Willis and Shepherd finally got it on in Moonlighting.