Where have all the red Starburst gone?

I just got a double red!

 

So you're pregnant? Congratulations!

 

I subsequently have opened two packs with the red-orange combo.
Maybe it was just a red Starburst slump. Good thing I cooked a chicken in the outfield over a fire of burning bats.

 

You mean you don't love it when they overcook the popcorn and the entire office smells like the bottom of an incinerator?

 

Where is my Marlboro man
Where is his shiny gun
Where is my lonely ranger
Where have all the red starburst gone
Where have all the red starburst gone
Where have all the red starburst gone

 

G Em
Where have all the red Starburst gone?
C D
Long time passing
G Em
Where have all the red Starburst gone?
C D
Long time ago
G Em
Where have all the red Starburst gone?
C D
Girls have chewed them every one
C G
When will they ever learn?
C D G
When will they ever learn?