Where's our annual thread, Charlie Brown?

Rod Allen says, "Second Deck," Charlie Brown.

 

You don't have any real friends, Charlie Brown.

 

What in the wide world of sports is going on here, Charlie Brown?

 

You Knew What You Signed Up For, Charlie Brown.

 

This was not in the brochure, Charlie Brown.

 

You left the cum-covered blanket in the wheat field, Charlie Brown

 

That's pretty graphic, Charlie Brown.

 

There's no crying in baseball, Charlie Brown.

 

Don't Let Old Tweets Bite You in the Ass, Charlie Brown.

 

English, Charlie Brown, do you speak it?

 

Why doesn't Kershaw suck in the playoffs now, Charlie Brown?

 

Does Freida Have Naturally Curly Pubes, Charlie Brown?