Where's Poindexter (RUNNING THREAD: 2010 Memorial Day)

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And, Scene!

Not your best effort, slap.

 

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Funny, when I want to your wife, I just go to the Greyhound Station.

But the bookstore might work...

 

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heavy traffic? Isn't that why they make sidewalks, BYH?

Remember pedestrians may think they have the right of way at times, but they never really do, now do they?

 

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true, but I lost about 50 today and didnt want to lose more

 

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If I could lend you 50, I would.

 

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no man.. you might need them all in case of an emergency...

 

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My goodness. I can barely type, I'm shaking so much.

There's a downed power line less than a mile from my house, so I had to drive 10 minutes out of my way to pick my wife up at a destination that's usually two minutes away. then, to get back, I took a detour that had me sharing a narrow residential road with lots of 18-wheelers.

And none of you pigfuckers called to ask how I was. It's times like this week, when Write-Brained and Poindexter disappeared, when we learn what's really important. And it's times like now, when I'm scared out of my gourd, when I know who my true friends are. None of you. Damn you all.

I'll be here having my heart attack. Don't any y'all come and check on me or anything.

 

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To be fair, I called and comforted your wife...

 

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Is that why she was in front of the Greyhound station?

 

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I told her to meet me out back!

Now, if she had just called to check in, I wouldn't have wasted a trip.

 

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So that explains why she yells out random Twins during sex. Or at least their first names.

 

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Your wife's sexual attraction to Denys Reyes has always perplexed me, too.