Where's Poindexter (RUNNING THREAD: 2010 Memorial Day)

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No, my son is also named Mort.

 

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A) I am a (straight)woman.

B) I was literally alone, except for the not cute bartender.

My friend showed up eventually, so disaster was averted.

 

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Am I alone in loving it when that happens?

 

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You were alone?

Good thing you checked in.

Crisis momentarily averted...

 

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Whew. All the same, you didn't leave your drink there when you went to the bathroom, did you? Someone could slip something in there.

 

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Wow, mea maxima culpa. Still, might have been fun to freak someone out.

 

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I ate at Lone Star and had the worst waitress ever... probably 25 and looked 45 because crack is a wonderful drug...
Came one more "Can I get you anything" from my snapping...
Pray for me...

 

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You're one your own if you get herpes.

 

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I wouldnt have done her with BEa Arthur's dick...

 

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What about Ann Coulter's? Or would you be content to simply roger the waitress with Coulter's adam's apple?

 

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I am home now, safe behind a locked door. The major city I live in has apparently emptied out for the weekend. The bar I was at had, at most, 10 people in it tonight. It's usually kinda crowded.

 

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I'm going to go to sleep now, but I'm expecting a call in a bit. I fear either a heart attack from the shock of being awakened, or an electric jolt from the phone battery shorting out.

Wish me luck.