Where's Poindexter (RUNNING THREAD: 2010 Memorial Day)

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I'm wearing green sneakers. What harm could befall me?

 

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Yellow shoelaces.

 

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CU ... CU ... come in, CU ... I'm getting worried. He's dropped off the green-sneaker radar. Somebody wake me when you find him.

 

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They came with yellow shoelaces to match the Swoosh. Greatest fuckin' pair of shoes I've ever owned. Incredibly stylish and they protected me from the disgusting Jersey girls I encountered in the convenience store.

 

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It took you 16 fucking hours to go to 7-11?

You have no idea how freaked we were. Fucker. Thanks for staying in touch.

 

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I got all doped up on slushees, stripped down to just my sneakers and besmirched many a good name.

 

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I went to church twice today. Was anyone worried?

 

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Yes, but not for the reasons you might think.

 

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All right, you can all start worrying about me riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

 

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I heard there was some humidity in flyover country. And a pretty mean ladybug swarm in Mississippi.

Is everybody alright?

 

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I have this thing on my right leg.. shit it's on the left too...



Wait. That's my foot.