Where's Poindexter (RUNNING THREAD: 2010 Memorial Day)

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You know what this thread reminds me of?

My stepmothers dryer.

She has the fucking thing set to bleat terribly when it's done. Then it tumbles the clothes for 10 minutes, and bleats again. Until you go fold the fucking things.


She likes it that way, because it reminds her to fold the laundry. Or reminds her she's alive. Or whatever.

 

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I may take a nap later as well.

So whomever's checking on slappy, please check on me too. Recliner death is the 908,039th-leading cause of death for men ages 30 to 99.

 

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Phew. I've got 8 1/2 more years before I reach that point...

 

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BYH gets cranky it he hasn't had his nap.

 

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I have a small mirror we can put under their noses to see if it steams when they breath.

 

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Fixed.

 

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FUCK YOU I DO NOT!!!!

Please stay on topic: Where's Poindexter? Go fuck yourself and have a very happy Missing Posters Day.

 

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Sleep tight BYH!

 

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Somebody needs to start a BLOG on Poindexter's whereabouts.

 

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Somebody get him his juice box and his binky.

We'll put him down on the sofa, where we can keep an eye on him.

 

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nighty, night BYH

 

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