Where's Poindexter (RUNNING THREAD: 2010 Memorial Day)

Hey, I'm back from Tennessee, safe and sound... thanks for asking...

 

I took a dress to a seamstress today, and I was afraid she'd stick me with one of the pins and I'd bleed out and no one would know. But I escaped harm.

Thanks, all, for the good thoughts.

 

I ate some peanuts, and none went down the wrong passage. WHEW!

 

But what if someone here is allergic to peanuts and had his/her condition set off by your selfish consumption? Asshole. Way to take others into consideration.

Let's be careful out there, folks, and stay away from the Cracker Jacks.

 

Well, no shit. All that sugar causes obesity, obesity causes heart attacks, heart attacks cause death. I have no intention of packing away Cracker Jack's today to lose out on Sunday.

 

BYH, who the hell are you to leave us for six months on some sabbatical, then start demanding to know our whereabouts?

 

There you are, Poin! I worried so.

 

He vanishes for all that time and he's still a dickhead when he comes back.
Should have stayed lost. ;D

 

Those smileys remind me: anyone heard from Shockey lately?

 

OH SHIT!

 

I have shockey. Found him snapping all the upper case keys off the laptops. We have to keep a better eye on these things.