Whitlock nails Danica Patrick

Looks like J-Dub has been catching up on the SJ open wheel thread lately!

I agree, he's exactly right.

And that goes double for the fact that this is a bargaining ploy. While everyone salivated over the story that had her family negotiating with NASCAR, everyone ignored the info from Danica saying she was trepidatious about driving 38 weeks a year.

 

Excellent point. If she wants to have a racing career yet still leave room for her potential outside interests [modeling, etc.], then NASCAR doesn't make much sense.

 

Whitlock would crush her.

 

I think in person, Danica resembles a little boy. She is a very tiny person.

But my reason for posting is a line in Whitlock's column. He says some drivers hate Dale Jr because they're jealous. I've never heard that before...any names or are you just guessing? I think Dale Jr. is well-liked among his peers.

 

I choked on a peanut m&m reading the subject line.

 

She's what 5-foot tall, 100 pounds? That's just slightly bigger than a figure skater.

 

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

 

Her elbows look swollen.

 

Whitlock is a fatass

 

Junior is one of the most popular drivers with his peers. If anyone hates him because they're jealous, it's in some vague, abstract, philosophical sense, not personal dislike.

Given who his dad is, he could have been a real dicksnort, but he's a regular guy with the other drivers.

 

I interviewed her about a year ago and boys she ain't all that. Kind of cute? I guess, but whoever said 5-0 and 100 lbs might be overstating things on both counts.

Honestly, if you saw her at a bar, you probably wouldn't look twice.

 

Danica can look pretty hot, pretty cute, average, below average, boyish or weird at any given hour (the Julia Roberts Syndrome). The last time I saw here she seemed pretty cute. And she's 5-0 if she's on her tippy-toes. And wearing those platform flip-flops that add like four inches. And Dean Smith is doing the measuring.