Who do you look like?

A young Martin Sheen

 

myheritage.com thinks I look like Queen Latifah. Their next choice was Reese Witherspoon. Huh.

In truth, and this is only if my hair is down and I put the clips on my glasses, I look disturbing like Ozzy Osbourne. Swear to God.

 

Since you're from Canada, it's only right that their choices be, well, polar.

 

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...

 

LSD, Jedi master. Monkeys on LSD.

Says I look like Quentin Tarantino. IJAG's the only person here who's met me, and she's probably ROTFLHAO at that one.

People who know me swear I look like I could be Dale Jr.'s older brother. There's even a pic floating around with me sitting next to a Junior cutout at Race City Cafe near Talladega Superspeedway.

Personally, I don't see it.

 

If I speak with an American accent, does that make me bipolar? :-\

 

I don't think you look that much like Kerry.

 

But Junior his ownself?

Weirdly, that cutout was sitting at the head of a table across from ours the day the pic was taken. Felt like Junior was staring at me while I was waiting for the waitress to bring my lunch. (and waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting ... and -- JESUS H. CHRIST, I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR ALMOST TWO FUCKING MONTHS AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY MEATLOAF SPECIAL YET! FUCK!!!)

 

You said people said you look like you could be Dale Jr.'s older brother.

Not Dale Jr.

 

They weren't talking about Kerry, though.

Still don't think I like Dale. Or Kerry. Or Dale Sr. Or Kelley, for that matter.

 

Sadly? It's more Kelley than Dale.

I don't see the Quentin, but it probably had to do with the chin or the outline of the face.