Who is the world's greatest catch?

after reviewing a different post - I'm withdrawing my Amanda Beard nomination, my Cantwell nomination and my Heather Graham nomination. I'm throwing my support to Reese,

 

I'm with Jenna Fischer for all the reasons previously mentioned here. BTW - she married way down (have you seen her husband?)... Roy from the Office would have been an improvement over James Gunn. Yes, that's my case for Jenna divorcing her husband and moving in with me ;D

Reese, Wynona and Tina Fey are also good options.

 

Thank you!

It's about friggin time that someone had a clue on this board. I thought I was alone on the Reese bandwagon. How in goodness name can any man with a set of balls, eyes that can see and a brain overlook her for any other woman?

 

Maria Cantwell - GREAT call. And she's flithy, disgustingly rich (although if you're only in for the benjamins, you'd still pick Oprah).
Natalie Portman - how can you not love an Ivy Leaguer who talks dirty!
Ellen Barkin - the years, and her divorce lawyer, have been bery, bery good to her.
And Paula Malcomson (Trixie from "Deadwood") - a small Irish cauldron to satisfy your lower urges. And she's probably good with a knife close in, too.

 

Jenna Elfman's a scientologist, so she's not down to earth, she's on another planet.

 

Plus, she's a fucking idiot. That would explain the scientology.