Who is the worst person in history?

Carrot Top.

 

Worst person in history? Whoever invented voicemail, dammit.

And a certain so-and-so at the Plain-Dealer who keeps sending me rejection letters.

 

I don't think I could hate anyone more than Elisabeth Hasseleck. I have never once watched The View or Survivor, but the promos of her on abcnews.com are enough to make me cut off my own arm and pound my head into the ground with it.

 

When you wake up on third base, those gently pointing out that you didn't hit a triple can be blithely ignored.

 

Hey, she has some redeeming qualities -- all physical.

 

Keyser Soze

At first, I was going to post that as a joke, but I think it is very possible that there is some truly horrific person who was worse than every one of these nominees because he actually got away with doing terrible things.

Of the people we know of, Hitler gets my vote for the top spot, or the bottom spot, depending on how you want to look at it.

 

Don Denkinger is a great American.

 

I can't give Hitler the top spot. After all, he was good at first ....

 

I think Atilla loses points because he invaded everyone but the Romans. If he had balls, he'd have gone after the Romans, too.

 

Francisco Cabrera
Barry Goheen
Alfred Pupunu
David Volek
Larry Brown (the former Dallas Cowboy)
Keith Cash
Troy Brown
Rob Dibble, Norm Charlton and Randy Myers

That about covers it........

 

1. Hitler -- for the fear he put into the world for those nearly 10 years.
2. Stalin -- for killing so many of his own people
3. Barker -- for treating those beautiful Price is Right models with so little respect.

 

Oh sure...steal my real list...