Who wants to take a whack?

:-X

Soccer helped spnited survive the Dark Ages and the Depression.

 

Yeah, that one, too.

Soccer bookmarked this site on d_b's computer.

 

Soccer caused The Fumble.
Soccer caused The Drive.
Soccer caused my friendly teasing of IJAG over soccer's causing of The Drive.
Soccer caused IJAG's hate of me, too, for soccer's causing of me to tease her about The Drive.

Oh, and soccer killed the radio star.

 

Soccer killed Morrie
Soccer made Eddie Munster what he is today
Soccer inspired Wob Pawker to go into journalism
Soccer gave DJ Stuey his start in TV
The five people you'll meet in heaven love soccer
Soccer drives JRC to be the company it is

 

Because of soccer ... There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.

Because of soccer ... There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.


Because soccer exists ... There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.


Because of the World Cup .. There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day because of soccer.

Because of soccer we will not be right back after a message
about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.

You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl because of soccer.
Soccer will not go better with Coke.
Soccer will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
Soccer will put you in the driver's seat.

God, I WISH soccer wouldn't be televised.

 

Soccer wouldn't hit it.

Soccer wouldn't get a beer for Sam Rosen, much less his dog.

 

Soccer made the Bush twins drink before they were legal.

Soccer made various Congresspeople take money from Jack Abramoff.

Soccer made my cat wake me up at 8 this morning.

 

Soccer made James Caan's punch look fake.

Soccer made Luca Brasi sleep with the fishes.

Soccer made Jack Woltz an offer he couldn't refuse.

Soccer hopes your first child is a masculine child.