Who wants to take a whack?

Soccer killed the radio star.

 

Soccer runs onto the field.

Soccer thinks Larry Brown coaches basketball "The Right Way."

Soccer would never run up the score.

 

Soccer made Neil Diamond want to kill a drifter just to get an erection.

 

Soccer made Gene Kelly appear in Viva Knievel.

 

1910s version: Soccer sank the Titanic.

1920s version: Soccer caused prohibition.

1930s version: Soccer put Hitler in power.

1940s version: Soccer created the atomic bomb.

1950s version: Soccer let the Rooskies get a leg up (no pun intended) in the space race.

1960s version: Ted Kennedy's car hit a soccer ball in the middle of a bridge and crashed into a lake . . .

1970s version: Soccer caused disco.

 

Soccer invented TPS reports.

 

It's soccer's fault that this thread will be locked/deleted by this time tomorrow.

 

THE BOARD HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR LESS THAN SOCCER!

 

I do not like soccer in a box.
I do not like soccer with a fox.
I do not like soccer in a house.
I do not like soccer with a mouse.
I do not like soccer here or there.
I do not like soccer anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like soccer, Sam-I-am.

 

Soccer is to blame for all NSFW postings.

 

"Running up the score" in soccer means 2-0.



Soccer put SNAKES ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!!

 

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