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Soccer tore Carson Palmer's knee ligaments.

Soccer makes T.O. act a fool.

Soccer made Edgerrin sign with Arizona.

 

Soccer made Isiah trade two lottery picks for Eddy Curry.

 

Soccer turned Bode Miller into an Olympic fraud

 

Soccer made Larry Brown agree to coach the Knicks.

Soccer made the Portland Trailblazers do (insert crime of the week here).

 

Soccer is the cause of the sweltering heat in sportschick's apartment.

 

Soccer is the cause of me buying beer then.

 

Soccer will make us wait in anticipation of a drunk thread. ;D

 

Soccer invented the phrases "lol" and "rotflmao."

 

It's not the pedophiles. It's the soccer that makes myspace dangerous for teens.

 

Soccer caused the Duke lacrosse scandal.

 

Soccer caused the Baylor men's basketball team's problems.

 

Soccer made Moddy's hair fall out.