WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! I Finally Reached 1,000 Posts

Anyone who says they aren't a stalker, is a stalker.

This thread is useless without links!

Congrats SID!

 

Brian Shay, Emporia State, 1998 Harlon Hill winner with 6,958 rushing yards 9,301 all-purpose yards.

Oh, and former Packers running back Travis Jervey.

 

This thread has finally reached the second page but I think it could pick up some speed. (I am 56 pages behind the infamous Boots thread)

Maybe I need to share the experience I recently had with my neighbor, who everybody calls "Back Door Betty" She wants to go out with me but, I'm not sure she is worth it. (where is that damn sarcasm font when you need it!!!).

 

FYI: It was Joe Namath, not Theisman. But an enjoyable post, nonetheless. I felt like I was reading an Oscar acceptance speech.

 

Congrats, Just_An_SID. The next few thousand posts are all downhill.

And stop showing me up with informative thoughts on your posts ... none of this substance-over-style crap allowed.

 

For the record, I don;t think Suzy wants to kiss anybody named Joe.

Or at least that's what I'm told.

I know. . . TBHBSDFL

 

According to whom? Ted Kaczynski?

 

Fuck! We forgot to staff Just_An_SID's 1000th post. We had our only staff writer at Ellis Redding's game. That freshman is prolifiic!!

How were we to know Just_An_SID would finally get to 1,000? This is why stories on 1,000 posts are overdone. The guy's been around forever, he SHOULD have 1,000 posts. And fuck, he's just an SID!!! HE should have let US know he was close!!

But every fuckin kid who reaches 1,000 posts gets a fucking story. Now his fucking mom is going to call the publisher and threaten to cancel her subscription, even after we send a photographer to school tomorrow to take a picture of Just_An_SID posing with his 1,000th post.

Fuck me. I did not need this this week.

 

Are all milestone threads open for post-padding?

 

No. Only your 124th.

 

Oh, and your 125th.