Who's got the worst drivers?

Actually, I don't. When I lived in Ohio and Michigan drivers were on our roads, I still thought they were the worst. And then I moved here and had to live among them.

 

DWA — Driving. While. Asian.

 

I now know why I have had so many near-death accidents in the year I've lived in Kentucky.

Also, apparently they didn't cover this question in the Kentucky driver's ed courses:

P.S. I got 100 percent on my driver's test. I've only been on the roads since I was 13 and by the time I made it to driver's ed at the age of 15, I had more experience behind the wheel of a car than almost anyone else in my class. Being a country kid rules.

 

I remember many years ago seeing a fake print car commercial.

Image is of a huge number of cars in a pileup.

The caption? Designed by computers. Silenced by lasers. Driven by Italians.

 

No, it's the place next to where they live that are the worst.

Rhody's fiancee is truly a Rhody by the sound of things and that's why you should pass every plate that has a wave on it as quickly as possible to get away from it.

Ohioans should remember that people don't want to be in their carry and should hurry the fuck up. Never met a slower group of people, they even walk slow.

 

Bunch of NASCAR wannabees.

 

Note: Many states tied for the same position in the rankings.

1 IDAHO
1 WISCONSIN
3 MONTANA
4 KANSAS
5 SOUTH DAKOTA
5 NEBRASKA
7 UTAH
8 WYOMING
8 IOWA
8 OREGON
8 MINNESOTA
12 ALASKA
12 NORTH DAKOTA
14 VERMONT
15 COLORADO

Now, what do most of these places have in common?

Lots of rural roads where it's harder to hit someone without trying.

 

The thing is, some of those alleged "best driver" states have horrific fatality-per-accident rates, because accidents are usually single-car, high-speed affairs.
In terms of not getting killed, Massachusetts is one of the best states for driving, because people stuck in traffic have a hard time getting up to fatal speeds.

 

So says the woman who was pulled over the other night.

 

The cop could've at least let him finish peeing. ;D ;D ;D

Seruously though, SNL couldn't have done a better job making me laugh. Unbelievable!

 

You know, it occurs to me that the correct answer to this question might be "whichever IRL team Milka Duno is driving for."

 

Right now I'm leaning toward Indianapolis.