Who's Next... for Alyssa Milano

So she digs ballplayers. Who doesn't?

 

And ballplayers dig her out.

 

She pretty much favors pitchers, so that eliminates 60 percent of MLB

 

I say she goes for Jonathan Broxton next.
Big fella might put a hurtin' on little "Sa-man-ta."

 

Notice that at least a couple of her former paramours have Italian(-sounding, anyway) surnames.

 

Rocco Baldelli, watch your ass.

 

She has been on such a love affair for Russell Martin on her blog that methinks she decides to go for a catcher this time

 

He'd blow something out during their first time in the sack and miss six more weeks.

 

I know this: She's too old for Lo Duca.

 

So is anyone who has graduated high school.

 

John Lackey's on the upswing of his career, so if he's single, he could be next.

 

Unfortunately, he's so ugly Willie McGee points his gnarled finger--the one he uses to phone home--at him and laughs.

I'm not sure there's enough money in the world for Lackey to land a Hollywood hottie.