Who's the celebrity no one finds that hot, but you find REALLY hot?

just going through this thread ... fucking hilarious. great stuff, guys.

lindsay 'fat face, no chest, no ass' davenport over anna k in her prime? im dyin here

and whoever said christina ricci ... nope. sorry. she's defintely hot. never heard anyone NOT be into her. that whole goth look she's always got going on is hot. plus, she's gotta be a 34D

 

Nope. Brooke Theiss played the hot blonde. Jamie Luner was the ditzy redhead.

 

dammit! close. should have gone IMDB.

 

Cat Osterman.

 

another in the list of who doesn't think she's smiokin'?

 

I'd rather fuck Larry the Cable Guy.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/200...th_Inspector/2006_larry_the_cable_guy_006.jpg

 

  There's something to be said about a woman that has a slight physical defect (in these two cases, a somewhat prominent proboscis) but looks like she could still (favorite expletive verb) you in half. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ellen Barkin (thank God she's done being some millionaire's ornament and is back acting again) and Paula Malcomson (Deadwood's favorite foul-mouthed whore, had a memorable one-nighter with Nate in SFU, and can be seen on ER this fall).
  And we've hardly touched the world of news yet - still waiting for Diane Sawyer to get some love here. And when we talk about Michael Lewis, I refer to him as Mr. Tabitha Soren.

 

Robin Roberts and Linda Cohn. Female sports fans are stunningly sexy.

 

Allyson Hannigan ... I think she's VERY cute. To the extent that I can't see her as a celebrity no one finds that hot.

For the underrated one on her show, "How I Met Your Mother," I'd go with Cobie Smulders.

 

So it's what, Natalie Maines No. 1 and Roseanne No. 2? Or is Kathy Griffin in there someplace?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that WHAT?!!

 

Based on her appearance on Conan the other night and the horrified reaction on this board:

Bette Midler.