Who's the celebrity no one finds that hot, but you find REALLY hot?

I didn't include Elliotte because sxy and I both thought he was hot, and he was sweet enough that even if he didn't knock someone's socks off, they'd love him regardless.

More from my long list of (what others my consider) weird crushes:

Brook Jacoby (shut up!)
Ichiro Suzuki
Bob Baffert

 

Larry David's wife in Curb Your Enthusiasm (Cheryl Hines?)

oh and Lois Griffin. Shut up. You were thinking it too.

 

I would SO nail Lois Griffin. What a tigress... grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

To be honest, I don't remember much of Doc Hollywood, though I don't know how I missed that. The Michelle character in Tommy Boy is pretty much my idea of the ideal woman. That's why I remember her that way.

 

How about Tori from the original Saved by the Bell. She was the biker chick in the later years of the show.

 

Okay fine....11 pages, and we haven't killed each other, so I'll play after all:

Annika Sorenstam. Although I don't know about the REALLY hot...just kinda nice.
The Bush Twins. I'll take em both, they aren't their daddy...no big deal. And I aint gonna ask "Who's your daddy?"

I too like Hingis and Rachel Ray.

And is it wrong and/or perverse to go ahead and put Michelle Wie here? I hate her...hate her family, hate the fact that she can't even win on the LPGA but insists on playing with the men...but I'd abuse her (once she turns 18, I mean)

 

Peg Bundy.

 

She had a decent bod.

 

Good call.

 

Amen, brother, but she's too hot to belong here.

 

It's been argued on here before, but

Sarah Silverman.

 

- Christina Applegate
- Shannyn Sossamon (Female lead in craptastic 40 Days and 40 Nights)
- Laura Prepon (That 70's Show)
- Leigh Nash (Former singer of Sixpence None The Richer, the band which brought us overplayed 90's hit "Kiss Me")