Who's the celebrity no one finds that hot, but you find REALLY hot?

Tucker Carlson. It's gotta be the bow tie.

 

He ditched the bow tie about a year ago. He's, like, cool now.

 

Dammit. I take it back then. I really should watch more TV so I know these things.

And there's no such thing as a cool conservative. Doesn't he know that? He shoulda kept the bow tie.

 

I think he started gettin' some because his whole demeanor is different. I just wonder if his girl lets him go A-T-M.

 

Some conservatives are cool, damnit! And some even have tattoos. Of course, those conservatives tend to scare other conservatives.

 

I dated one of those tatted up conservatives. Course he did more drugs than half of Colombia too, so I can see why they'd scare other conservatives.

I was speaking in general terms, however.

 

No drugs here; I just look scary to anyone who would wear a bow tie.

 

Hell, I probably scare anybody who wears a bow tie.

 

Blech.

 

Sirs, Madames if you care,

Tied for second:

J Garofalo (Sicilian-Irish, saw her do stand-up, muy average but nerd eye candy)
C Hynde (oh if I could only have met her when she did a semester at the Ontario College of Art)
K Couric and Campbell Brown (she married the wrong Canadian)
M Dowd (although I like T Fey's impression of her more)
D Keaton, E Falco, Catherine O'Hara (I let her and Robin Duke jump the queue in front of me for Zelig), C Baranski (Mrs Beigel in L & O), J Hennesey (circa Claire on L & O)

First:

One word, BLOSSOM!

YHS, etc

 

Courtney Love.

 

that's gotta be the coke talking