Who's the celebrity no one finds that hot, but you find REALLY hot?

don't sell yourself, er, short, chickie.

you're vertically challenged. 8) 8) 8)

 

Vertically challenged is a really nice way of saying it, shockey.

I've embraced my midgetdom. It explains my affection for Elijah Wood.

 

Thats ok not to be tall. I was like only 5'0" my freshman year in high school so I know what it is like to be short. I am glad to say I grew to 6'0" by my senior year however.

 

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I was short in high school as well ... my first day in high school, I was given directions to the elementary school on the other side of campus. Of course, I was just shy of 5-foot-0.

By graduation, I was roughly 5-9 or thereabouts, and kept growing in college. Stopped short of 6-0, but it almost makes me the tall, lanky one in my family.

 

I did pull one great prank as a freshman however. One of the dorky seniors was walking down the hall with his books in his hands and I came up from behind and knocked them all over the floor. The books ended up being kicked everywhere and the kid was late for his next class so he got a detention. Best of all no teachers or adults saw it.

 

That's the greatest prank EVER!!!

 

How about Nancy O'Dell. I think she has a rack and very nice legs.

 

Hala Gorani isn't necessarily a celebrity, but she's hot in a Syrian-French-American-newscaster-with-a-penchant-for-bouncing-around-in-her-anchor-desk-chair kind of way. You know, the usual archetype.

 

I like Holly Weston from the Naked News. Nice body eerrr.

 

Joely Fisher is a hell of a lot hotter now than she was on Ellen (or even Normal, Ohio).

Fact is, her rack is the only reason to watch "Til Death." I give it a month, tops.

 

Um, not anymore, according to a buddy of mine who saw him at a charity golf event in the OC and described him as "resembling a famine victim."

And consider this another vote for Genevieve Gorder, who is an absolute goddess, and Annie Potts, who is vastly underrated.

 

I've said it before, I'll say it again: I don't care if my soul mate is 5'7, it ain't gonna happen.

Vince Vaughn. 6'5. Yummy.