Who's the celebrity no one finds that hot, but you find REALLY hot?

Paging Moddy ... Moddy, please report to call bullshit.

I'm sorry, but no heterosexual male would say that ... hell, I don't think a gay man would say that.

 

Ione Skye.

She was great as Diane Court in "Say Anything" was even better as Frankie in "Dream for an Insomniac"

She's either still married to or was married to one of the Beastie Boys IIRC.

 

Ad Rock down with the Ione
Listen to the shit 'cause both of them is bony
Gotta do it like this like Chachi and Joanie
'Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni!

 

She was on Howard Stern a few years ago, after she and Ad Rock got divorced, saying that she was bi. She was on Arrested Development a couple of years ago, getting it done.

 

Not when she looks like she ate the rest of the Dixie Chicks and Colonel Sanders to boot she isn't.

Talented yes. But good looking? She's not even the best looking member of her own band.

 

Uh, you do know I'm not chazp right?

For getting us mixed up, your sentence is a night of intimacy with Ann Coulter.

 

Ann? She's kinda cute.

 

I would be Shelley Long's love slave.

And that's about as close to a confession as you'll get from Yawnie.

 

For a drag queen.

 

You forgot Rosie O'Donnell. And at least Kathy Griffin has some good looks about her...

 

Without question, Kelly Kapowski over Valerie McSkank or whatever her last name was.

 

Rosie O'Donnell in the movie A League of Their Own wasn't half bad. But then she announced for women, which eliminated her from realistic discourse; then became militant, and her bigass mouth ruined any other possibility.