Why are you weird?

I should clarify. I am a male version of a nymph without the extreme case. I am a nymph in a relationship. I do not go out of my way to be like one of those monkeys.

 

Some may be perpetually horny, but that's not the case. I didn't want to spell it out, so let's just say I am a "weird case of nymph". Or something.

 

He was a big guy.

 

Or, rumple, you could just say "I like sex."

 

IJAG, I will say that "I like good sex." Key word in that sentence is "good."

 

Who doesn't like good sex? How does that make one weird?

 

I am weird because when I first met my girlfriend's parents, her dad was thoroughly amused that he could call out a year and I could tell him the World Series champion from that season in 2 seconds.

Or maybe that makes him weird.

Needless to say, we get along well.

 

Some people like sex in general. Which is okay, but if I have bad sex, I am a very, very angry Rumple. Some people don't know the difference between good and bad sex.

 

I think it makes your girlfriend weird.

 

In other words, the anti-Mikey?

 

Yes, sc, please bow to the 23-year-old who knows all about sex and must have good sex or he's "angry."

God forbid a foreign-exchange student not live up to his standards.

 

Set on a tee and she crushes 450 feet.