Why are you weird?

I wouldn't accept pity sex. I actually turned down "guilt-free sex" in college; her words, not mine. My will is strong, sir.

 

Mercy fuck, BYH. 'Pity' makes it sound so much sadder.

 

I can't imagine any way Mike could sound sadder.

 

I dip french fries in chocolate shakes, dry off after the shower the same way every time so the same body parts are dried by the same areas of the towel and take great joy in having sex wearing nothing but wrist bands and a head band.

 

My 3-year-old niece kicked my ass in Candyland last weekend.

 

I always went with vanilla, but only with McDonald's fries and only before they went to those Triple Thick shitty shakes.

 

That is wretched ...

 

I never discriminated. Old McDonalds shakes, new McDonalds shakes. Wendy's worked, too, because even though a Frosty is thicker, Wendy's fries have enough girth to hold up.

 

that was the point!!!