Why are you weird?

I'm weird cause I'm actually reserved and quiet away from my job

 

It ain't cheese-free pizza, but here's a few:

* I'd rather eat at Denny's or roadside diner than a four-star restaurant.

* I think Starbucks is the worst coffee on the planet.

* I'll pay $9 to see cerebral trash like "Saw 4" in the theaters yet insist "No Country for Old Men" or "There will be Blood" are rentals.

* The only alcohol I drank in seven total years of college was 11 beers and one shot of whiskey. And that was in one night.

* I actually get a weird kick out of those awful Z-grade horror/giant (animal/reptile/insect/amphibious creature/etc) movies they show constantly on the SciFi channel. Things like Pat Morita taking on a giant cobra or James Van der Beek chasing some mysterious killer lake squid is just plain funny.

 

Thinking Starbucks is the worst coffee on the planet is not weird. That is all.

 

If I were on death row and got to chose one last meal, it would be a huge plate of veggies.

 

Can you decide your portions on death row?

 

I'll take pulled pork with lots of vinegar

 

I don't have first hand experience, but portions wouldn't matter. It would be one giant plate of veggies, covered in spices. And a nice pinot noir.

 

I'm serious. I wonder if you can choose your portion sizes for your last meal. It'd be great, though probably create some problems: "Let's see, for my last meal, I'd like a two cheeseburgers, a bag of Fritos and a vat of macaroni salad. And I'm going to need a pair of chopsticks."