Why are you weird?

I'm surprised THAT wasn't actually what killed him.

That ... eh, no.

 

When I was in high school, I used to get the Arby's 5 for 5 for lunch. Usually, I'd get money from my friends for finishing it. The same went for a dozen donuts.

 

If they were Krispy Kreme doughnuts, it'd be no accomplishment. Those things are sugary crack.

 

She eats her peas one at a time! [quote/Jerry Seinfeld]

 

I can get up and sing and/or act in front of thousands of people. Tell me I have to attend a small gathering and I freak. Dunno why.

And I love Brussels sprouts, Lima beans, okra, kale and cooked chicory.

 

Maybe this is why I'm weird: I fucking hate Krispy Kremes. I find the smell of them absolutely revolting. If Clarks Summit, Pa., were to fall off the map tomorrow, I might just throw a party.

 

At least she doesn't talk to her food.

 

My stomach just turned.

 

I used to be weird because I'd take long drives, turn around and come back. In college, I'd drive from Baton Rouge to Texas to kill a boring afternoon. A few years later, it was Mississippi to Texas, or Arkansas. On vacation in Arizona once, I had nothing to do one afternoon and drove from Phoenix to Blythe, Calif., just to say I'd been in California. I got a Coke, turned around and went back.
I'd also collect dirt from different places. I kept it in a jar in my living room. The goal was to mix it all together, dirt of different types from every state (like Florida beach sand, Mississippi clay, dirt from a dirt road in Georgia, etc.), and have America in a jar.
Haven't done this in a long time. Not sure if that means I'm not weird anymore, or if I'm just repressing it.