Why are you weird?

Outside of the dirt thing, which is just fucking weird , that's really cool. It would have been cool to live someplace where it was cool to drive to the borders. Alas, having Massachusetts and New York within an hour didn't exactly boil the blood.

 

Yeah, when I went home for the summer (to New Jersey) my best friend and I spent most nights just wandering around Central Jersey. After a while, we knew where everything was so we started going to Delaware and Maryland. Pennsylvania was just too close.
And I did drive to Massachusetts once, just to kill a day. After I got into the real world, people I work with joked I was a serial killer running around dumping bodies. For the record, I am not nor have I ever been.

 

Mmm-hmmm. Right.

 

Or maybe this is why you can't get laid in a whorehouse.

Seriously, you dislike Krispy Kremes? That's so unAmerican. I can barely stomach typing this message, you hate monger you.

I can see Mikey at a party now:

Mikey: "Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat Krispy Kreme! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. It's tomato soup, served ice cold!
forever_town: Go back to Russia!

 

Dunkin Donuts > Krispy Kreme

And I dream of living off the grid.

 

I pull my shopping cart at the grocery store.

 

I have no idea what that even means, but that is really weird.

 

Because I love Skinny Puppy. My co-workers think that's weird. (and probably annoying since, thanks to years of going to concerts, I have to blast music through my iPod in order to hear it.)

 

Store, cart. Whatever.

 

Some of my karaoke friends find it unusual that I'm pretty quiet before a show begins. I'll just sit there quietly or simply talk to my friends, I don't need any dramatic introductions or whatnot.

As soon as the music starts, I become a different person: I play air guitar, drums, bass, keyboards. I play a light up tambourine I bring to shows. In short, I rock out to favorite anthems such as Led Zeppelin's "Rock And Roll," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers "I Need To Know" and Stevie Nicks's "Fall From Grace." When I do Stevie Nicks songs, I do some of her patented moves.

I think I can be pretty entertaining sometimes.

 

I've never seen Grease. But I have seen Grease 2...and enjoyed it.