Why does Bruce Willis suck now?

And now Bruce puts shitty carpet in his bathroom:

https://nypost.com/2020/07/15/demi-...campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

 

Holy buried lede, Batman!!!

Moore has been using her bathroom to record her new erotic podcast “Dirty Diana,” which dropped its first episode Monday, from home.

 

There it is, y’all. We’ve been looking for the reason Bruce Willis sucks now … and this is it.

What kind of monster puts carpet in the bathroom?

 

No, the buried lede is that she's doing it with board favorite Lena Dunham.

 

No, the buried lede is that Mr. Bruce Willisis (RIP Carl Reiner)

and his wife and Demi and all the family are shacking up together during the Corona. Just one big happy family getting stoned to the bejesus belt hour after hour after hour.

 

Pfffft I knew that already, Nine Toes!

 

Willis dropped another 0% rated turd recently, Hard Kill.

Here's a ranking of all his recent turds:

18 Straight-to-VOD Bruce Willis Movies, Ranked

 

As much as Willis sucks, he's going to have to be pumping out movies until he's 100 to even get in the same ZIP code as Nic Cage.

 

One of my very favorite SJ traditions is a randomly updated TSP thread. And that article was quite amusing. I like to think Bruce has one more act in him, but if he's still a raging asshole and he's happy to work a day a month for VOD trash, maybe not.

 

This thread reminds me a.) I said almost three years ago that I hoped Bruce had one more act in him, sorry for the repetition repetition I am sorry for and b.) somewhat recently, my eight-year-old daughter asked me who my favorite actor was. I'm still instinctively saying Bruce Willis, even though I haven't seen anything he's made since the most recent Die Hard, which sucked. But the dude was David Addison and John McLane and Butch Coolidge and, lest we forget, the bad good cop in "The Last Boy Scout," which was Grade-A trash and a whole lot closer to a true-life NFL documentary than any of us knew at the time. All the shitty VOD movies in the world can't undo what he did at his peak. (Probably)

 

The reign of shit from Willis begins with The Whole Nine Yards and ends with The Whole Ten Yards.
Oh, and I got your 9 toes right here, you dirty little whore.

 

Nic Cage seems to be aware of what he is doing and has huge tax and legal bills to deal with. I find his choices funny.