"Why I left News"

Ha, I was going to add, '...unless she lives in my mother's condo complex in Boca.'

 

...I answer the news question with something to which my audience can nod along: “It didn’t seem like a sustainable career path.”

But that’s a cold and detached answer. I don’t feel cold and detached about news, and I only give that response under the assumption that people don’t want to hang around for the full story – ironically, the same reason newspapers aren’t really working anymore.


A warrant has just been issued for the arrest of a Ms. Allyson Bird.

 

"Make that two counts, Your Honor."

 

Stop it. Everyone cares about my fantasy team.

 

Allllllllllyson....

I know this board is killing you...

 

Is your aim true, Luggy?

 

I agree with most of what you said, but I will say that, even though I'd never met any of them, I was saddened when a few SJers passed away. Even if I only knew them through an anonymous message board.

 

Hey, SportsJournalists.com says newspapers are destroying newspapers, too.

I thought that was our battle cry.

 

if you're 28 and you leave your job, call it what it was: a fucking hobby.

 

I think there's a difference between leaving voluntarily - and announcing it - and dying.

 

Her story would be worth reading if she went from news to stripping.

 

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