Why You Should Take A Gun To The Gym

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No. I just would have demanded that they change the damned channel. Had it been MTV, I would have asked. But I was afraid they might start some sort of conversation that ends with me in a church pew singing one of those spendid songs about something that is bloody.

I should note here that the gun was needed partly because I was not about to ask that wild-eyed dude with the bulging muscles if he could tell his ho to take the kids home and put them in bed where they belong at 11 p.m.

 

The gun would have been a great idea Heineken...
after all, it's not like you could have just gone back to your own apartment and watched the game in peace.

 

I don't understand. You said there was a TV in every corner of the room.
Why not just tell the people 'Hey, I'm going to put the game on over here'?

 

And miss my workout?

 

Well, only two of them were visible. I'm not entirely sure why they had the other two installed. Then again, I'm not sure about a lot of things they did, including putting every door in my apartment on crooked so that they all squeak and wake up my wife when I'm up at 2 a.m. trying to explain the dimensions of a gym to people I don't know...so that I can justify my interest in using a gun that I don't own.

 

Put your hands on the treadmill and send in $20.