Will COVID-19 be the needle that finally bursts the sports bubble?

At the dinner table my daughter said golf is so boring and quiet. Then I talked to her about crowd roars and specifically Masters crowd roars.

When your watching a player live and you hear the background roar and the player walks away from his shot, composes himself (or dies inside) and CBS, of course, makes you magnificently wait. That's one of my favorite things in sports.

 

Which means Pat Narduzzi can’t say anything stupid. This week is just getting better.

 

You gotta hand it to Nick Watney.

Recuperated from that compound fracture of the femur in only three weeks.

That was never going to be possible, as long as the demanded increase in testing happened. You were never measuring along the same metric. I suppose they could have made the metric, "14 days of declining percentage of positive tests" or something like that. But they stuck with "decrease in documented cases." Ain't gonna happen.

It's like climbing an icy hill where the elevation gets steeper and then hearing someone complain, "You don't qualify. You didn't improve your pace!"

At my second COVID haircut last week, there were two stylists, and I was the only customer.

Took a far greater risk walking to the grocery store 20 minutes later.

 

His teammate boxed out others in the area so only Russ could grab the virus.

 

Shoulda been a Woj Bomb.

 

Instead we got a Chara Bomb.

 

How’s Alex Smith doing?

 

Which basically means the season is postponed indefinitely. SEC did the same thing.

 

Lou Holtz provides us with another example of how stupid Trumpists are.
College footbawwwl is as important as war. Playing in 2020 is as vital as Normandy.
Given Trumpists’ love of Nazis, I suppose this makes sense.
Lou Holtz Stupidly Compares College Football Games to D-Day at Normandy

 

Take it to the "he's still alive?" thread.

 

Governor holds in phase 3. Trumpist legislature sues, saying, “We’ve got to have footbawwwl.” And then, it’s on.