Wimpiest athletes by sport

I hear more men use those words than women, but point taken.

It's just that....

On a board of writers and journalists, I'd think we could do better.  It's a cliche, and a poor one at that.

The p**** dialtes to 10+ cm during the birth process.  Some say it's the equivalent of taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head.  I'd like to see one of your organs do that. 

The p**** is a pretty damn powerful and cool thing.

 

Should we meet at Penn Station for the old timers' on the board's sake?

And how do you know it's not a reference to cats?  Some folks need to get their minds out of the gutter.

Actually, it must be a guy thing. It's probalby the best term for calling one's manhood into question

 

Soccer playera ren't flopping and carrying on because they're wimps. They're doing it to get a call, not unlike a basketball player trying to draw a charge. And it works, as France proved a little while ago when Henry drew a foul and the team scored the go-ahead goal on the free kick.

Tennis players, and I'm a huge tennis fan, will drop out of a match at the slightest sign of discomfort.

 

The penis grows 2 or 3x its normal size during an erection. And gets rock hard. Lets see a p**** do that!

 

Man, it seems like the SportsJournalists.com ladies have a little sand in their vaginas over the word "pussy."

(Hi, SC!)

 

Oh, don't me get started on France on this topic....

 

Easy. Not painful.

Sorry, ours wins.

 

Call Us Next Tuesday.

 

You haven't seen some of the hags and fuglies it's seen in it's drunken days.

Painful.

 

Well, I think that's an overstatement . . . and even if it wasn't there is a reason for it.

There's no place to hide in tennis.

No bench to go to while someone takes your place while you get treated.

No teammates to cover for you.

Your sport doesn't allow you to stand around on a sore leg and still be useful (see McGwire, Mark).

If you sprain an ankle or a wrist playing tennis, you cannot win. Absolutely cannot win. So there is really no point in staying out there.

 

And yet - there you were with the hags and fuglies.

Why?

Because of p****.

 

Face it gents, we win