Woman gets $780K for virginity. Guy gets $3K

Maybe for another 100 grand, she'll fix him a sandwich.

 

She isn't losing her virginity with this guy.

Signed,

Jason Whitlock

 

A male virgin is getting paid to have sex? Somebody's doing it wrong.

 

God, why can't she just get drunk and lose her virginity for free at a high school party like most of the rest of the world?

 

Is anyone surprised the winner is from Japan, where you can buy used panties in vending machines? (Cue Japanese fetish stereotype)

 

Saw nothing in the terms, so ... condom or bareback?

 

Condom. And act will take place in the air between Australia and U.S. in international air space so no prostitution laws being broken

 

Not specifically prohibited, so if it can be done within the hour ...

 

She looks familiar.

 

Somewhere, someone called Rule 34 on the phrase "incredibly lame, boring and expensive," and the God of the Internet had to oblige.

 

He should just find a really hot teacher.

 

They should make a reality show where dipshit sorry motherfuckers show up thinking they've won an auction to deflower a young girl, but when they get there the dude gets kicked in the nuts and spray painted with yellow road line paint. Honestly, if you are a sorry enough SOB to do this, you deserve world wide ridicule for being a douche.