Women hotter at 40 than 20

Maybe she learned her life lessons from Broadway....


Dance: Ten; Looks: Three.
And I'm still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three,"
Is like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor
For my appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting National tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs,
Unless they're yours!

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either!

Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!

Fix the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you."
Why?

Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare,
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey!

It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and ass can change your life,
They sure changed mine!

(Short dance cross)

Val: [spoken] You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?

Sheila: [spoken] They aren't that big.

Val: [spoken] I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want 'em like yours. I wanted them in proportion.

Sheila: [spoken] Well, you got what you paid for.

Connie: [spoken] I wouldn't mind having just one of yours.

Val: [spoken] Well go out and buy 'em
[singing]
Have it all done!
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For

Tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you,
Do all the rest of you.

Pits or class,
I have never seen it fail,
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.

Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed... My...
Life...

(I love song)

 

Major MILFage in "Chocolat." Plus cougaring of Depp.

 

And Goldie Hawn?

Man, did you ever see Laugh-In?

 

I saw Laugh-In.
Goldie Hawn was definitely hotter in her 40s.

 

Posting 20ish and 40ish pictures should have been the requirement on this thread.

Half the women on this thread, I have no idea what they looked like at 20. But Linda Evans in Big Valley and Goldie Hawn in Butterflies are Free trump Linda Evans in Dynasty and Goldie in Overboard.

 

Agreed... Some of the women on this thread, I'm guessing weren't too hard on the eyes when they were 20...

 

Not quite apples to oranges, but the sexiness at 20 is very different than the sexiness at 40.

 

especially linda evans. she was smokin hot in her big valley days.

 

Linda Evans was smokin hot in her Big Valley days... but by time she was 40, she'd acquired some sophistication and maturity to go with the looks.

Every one has a different opinion. I saw Linda Evans in Big Valley. I still think she was hotter at 40.

 

Remember how freaky similar Linda Evans was to Bo Derek? John Derek must have had a mold.

 

linda evans was not hotter at 40 than 20

 

and just because i didn't want a whole page to go by