Words you hate hearing

Man, I am taking a beating on this thread. I say "dude" as part of just about every sentence, in reference to men and women.

It's better than when I called everyone "baby" and "sweetheart," though. That ended when I called a 300-pound man "sweetheart" after he punched my floor on an elevator, and then threatened to punch me next.

 

"mullet"

reminds me of me, ages 13-20.

 

No. Fucking. Way. You had a mullet? Fucking classic!

 

I think you're being ironic/sarcastic. I mean, fuck, I love--err, loved, yeah that's the ticket--hair metal and I lived in a suburban home with a father who was like Tom Coughlin when it came to curfew..."If I say midnight, that means 11:55 pm." So going all business in the front and all party in the back was all the rebellion I could muster!!

I'd post a picture, because I can laugh at myself, but, you know, that would make things pretty tough on me in the here and now. So just trust me: It was an AWFUL mullet. (As opposed to a good one, right?)

 

Can you PM it to me? I could use a laugh.

 

OUTING ALERT: BYH is really Kirk Cameron

 

OK fine here's my HS yearbook pic:

 

the snatch patch.

 

Ya know...
BYH in sixth grade


BYH after grajiatin kolllege


BYH family portrait


And BYH today



Let's not forget his favorite food...

 

A writer of our used this line in a recent story about a rookie quarterback: "He was literally thrown to the wolves."

I edited it out.

 

Oh, and the HATE with a passion the word cigarette. Makes me feel gross.